My boy’s kindergarten class was assigned this “Disguise A Turkey” project (ie, “help the turkey escape the looming specter of Thanksgiving death via costume.”)
He knew immediately what his disguise would be and was really excited because the turkey was already wearing a bow tie (it was meant to be!) and what he thinks is a Stetson (steadfastly refusing to believe that it’s a pilgrim hat.)
Godspeed, turkey. If anyone can save you, it’s the Doctor.